The Meaning Of Life

i-r-confused:

theselener:

freakvevo:

freakvevo:

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish

One is an inanimate object used for musical purposes while the other is a water inhabiting vertebrate

you can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

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peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

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peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

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tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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hope you’re happy

shermeanuhh:

she’s touching herself to sleep at night

to forget you

while the morning reminds her

her hands are too small

to fill the chasm your absence created

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